Well, you knew it had to happen.
Some bimbo in Tennessee is suing - somebody - because she believes that Janet Jackson's right boob is as dangerous as Al Qaeda, destroying lives and ruining futures for generations to come.
Well, y'know what? If the "implied contract" that - whoever - has with the viewing public "to not subject them to sexually explicit acts during what should have been family entertainment" is basis enough to win this farce, then I'm going to sue as well.
Had I not believed this implied contract - had I not been lulled into a false sense of security by my trust that Super Bowl Halftimes are just badly lip-synced photo ops for pop culture icons - then I would have been watching. However, because of my trust in this contract, I was not watching, and my opportunity to be witness to this historic event was denied. I may suffer who-knows-what sort of damages since I can't be in that class of people who directly witnessed it. I'm left out. I'm dislocated. Marginalized. All because I thought that network TV would never do such a thing, or even allow it.
I don't know who you are, but I'll see you in court.